Man. I just figured out which of the thousands of Haiti earthquake charities I want to donate to and now Chile is in the mix.

Are we supposed to have some sort of Fuck Up Fund to help with global disasters? I mean, since we're now expecting tsunamis in the Pacific we might as well get the ball rolling now and prevent another bad charity single from Quincy Jones.

I had a spa day. I had a treatment where I was wrapped in seaweed and had to pee several times the next day. Vichy showers are nice...when the water is warm. The massage therapist had to give me a few seconds of cold water to get the toxins out of my skin. It was interesting experience but I don't think I'll do again. I'll just get a colonic next time I need to rid myself of toxins and five pounds.

There are people on facebook who give bad "face". There's a co-worker that I friended out of politeness, but her stat updates are very lame and Hallmarky. Today she posted that today was a new month and a new day to prepare for different things. And hour later she posted that the new Black Eyed Peas album was hot and everyone should listen to it. I thought she was talking about a new album that came out this week, not six months ago.

I don't give a fuck about the Oscars.

Beware the Ides of March.